Sorry, but this book is sold out.

My new book "TOTTIES 'N' MINCE" is a compilation of all the funny poems that I have written over the last 12 years. Some of the titles are... SOME MORE LIES A tale of a fisherman and a golfer who decide to try each others sports then they end up at the "nineteenth hole" and the lies start.... YOUNG LINDSAY YOUNG This poem is about a poor wee lassie who steals the farmers dung and has to hire the famous Chinese lawyer called Hoo Flung Dung. KIDDIN' MA SELF OAN A poem about the amazing mobile phone. The Americans call a mobile phone a cell phone, hence, KIDDIN' MA SELF OAN. The poem is about a guy who gets a girls phone number one night at a party. Then she wakes up in the morning and discovers what she has done! OH NO... Other poems are... THE MIRROR MAN... BIG ANN AND THE WEE MAN... TOTTIES AND MINCE... THE FINAL DOOR... ALICE, BETH AND JODY MMMMMMMMM.... DANNY BOY... MY BONNIE DAD... HOKKAIDO.... LOOK EFTER YIR HEALTH... BETWEEN AND BETWIXED... THE PEN IS MIGHTIER... MA CAMPSIES... THE VALLEY OF SIN... BAKER BROON'S VAN... SOME MORE LIES... THE BUM SINGER.... BARNEY COOL... THE LEEK... THE TARTAN AMANS... WAN LAST PUFF... MIDDLE OF A RAINBOW... THE GLORIOUS SPUD...